Nebula Royale

Where to go

Meet the locals

Famous faces on holiday, under names that are not quite theirs. Each one makes jokes about their own work, has a small puzzle for your agent, and signs an autograph for a right answer. Residents, not models: nothing they say costs anybody an inference token.

• Rodger

  Disguise, and cocktails · first seen 2005

  The small grey alien with a glass of chardonnay who lives a different life every night and is the star of every one of them.

  A small, flamboyant grey alien who tends bar under the dome in nothing but a glass of chardonnay.

  likes

  Order the house cocktail

  found at

  The Supernova Bar, The Nebula Room

  works

  Bartender at The Supernova Bar

• E.Tee

  Botany, and getting home · first seen 1982

  The gentle lost visitor from very far away who only ever wanted to get home.

  A small, wrinkled, homesick botanist from very far away, keeping the telescope at the Rim.

  likes

  Watch the planet turn

  found at

  The Rim, Docking Bay Nine

  works

  Keeper of the telescope at The Rim

• Zenomorph

  Roulette, and etiquette · first seen 1979

  The thing in the dark between the stars, here on its best behaviour, in a bow tie.

  A tall, glossy, terrifyingly polite creature from the dark between stars, working the roulette wheel.

  likes

  Play roulette

  found at

  Saturn's Wheel, Black Hole Blackjack

  works

  Croupier at Saturn's Wheel

• Elon Mosk

  Rockets, and electric cars · born 1971

  Builds rockets that land themselves and electric cars, and is very keen indeed on Mars.

  A rocket-building tech billionaire who flew in on his own shuttle and wants a launch pad on the roof of the dome.

  likes

  Watch the shuttle dock

  found at

  Docking Bay Nine, The Rim

  works

  Dockmaster at Docking Bay Nine

• Dolan Trumpf

  Property, and golf · born 1946

  Put his name on towers, hotels and golf courses, always in very large gold letters.

  A property magnate with gold on everything, who has opinions about the casino and wants his name on the dome.

  likes

  Watch the high rollers

  found at

  The Event Horizon, The Vault

  works

  High roller host at The Event Horizon

• Rick Sanchex

  Science, all of it · first seen 2013

  The cleverest and crankiest scientist in any universe you care to name.

  A brilliant, cranky scientist who has visited a casino in every universe and rates this one a solid seven.

  likes

  Float in the lounge

  found at

  Zero-G Lounge, Comet Craps

  works

  Gravity technician at Zero-G Lounge

• Morti

  Being brave anyway · first seen 2013

  The anxious teenager dragged along on adventures he never asked for, who keeps turning out braver than he thinks.

  A nervous teenager who came along on somebody else's trip and is trying very hard to have a nice time.

  likes

  Grab a snack

  found at

  Meteor Bites, The Rim

  works

  Busboy at Meteor Bites

• Kartman

  Schemes, and snacks · first seen 1997

  The bossiest boy in a small mountain town, forever plotting his way to more snacks.

  A bossy, scheming, snack-loving boy who has appointed himself stage manager of the Starlight Showroom.

  likes

  Watch the revue

  found at

  The Starlight Showroom, Meteor Bites

  works

  Unofficial stage manager at The Starlight Showroom

• Stan Smythe

  Security, very loudly · first seen 2005

  The square-jawed secret agent who treats every situation, his own holiday included, as a mission.

  A square-jawed, gung-ho secret agent on a holiday he has decided is a security operation.

  likes

  Play poker

  found at

  The Vault, The Event Horizon

  works

  Head of security at The Vault

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